1. Park bus, hustle the "slows" to clear the aisle.
2. Observe the masses heading to the toilets, divert to the fast food stand.
3. Select the hero instead of a burger--the long thin bun geometry eats faster than the round burger bun.
4. Eat the sandwich at the counter with water #1, leaving the "small chips" (French fries) for eating on the move.
5. Proceed to the view point (near the tallest bungee-jumping bridge on earth), while steadily eating chips.
6. Marvel at the splendor of God's creation, while steadily eating chips.
7. Snap photo while steadily eating chips.
8. Proceed to toilets, tuck bag of chips under chin, be glad that not a woman.
9. Proceed to convenience store, select dessert snacks, observe computerized cash register freezing up.
10. Abort purchase as staff begins developing a hand-writing and calculator based system while time runs out. Enjoy final chip.
11. Proceed in expedited fashion to the bus, happy to not be the last.
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